Aether from "Genshin Impact" Is Done Fooling Around
Snezhnaya, 3:26 AM: Genshin Impact's Aether may have finally snapped, researchers told The Wasp Alloy.
In footage released by the Teyvat Authorities, the Traveler is seen wielding a powerful firearm utilizing His Cryo elemental resonance as ammunition. He shoots down a Fatui operative.
His journey on Teyvat started out as a quest to find his lost sister, Lumine, and restore his original powers that were sealed by Asmoday, the Ruler of Space. It seems that on his long journey from Mondstadt to Nod-Krai, the Traveler also discovered elemental warfare.
He has slaughtered countless Fatui operatives in the past, so this aspect of His mental instability is not new. However, Dottore's recent bollocks in Nod-Krai - what with casually stealing the Trilunar Authority before Columbina kills him - seem to have pushed Aether to new mental lows.
"This weapon ensures that when Dottore shows up again after that Irminsul nonsense," Aether began, "I will be able to end him faster. Put the gun on his neck and pop those arteries like pimples!"
Columbina Hyposelenia supported the idea on an interview led by The Wasp Alloy Team:
"A new Moon rises," Columbina exhaled. "Now that I have brought the Frost Moon back to Teyvat, changes are to be expected. The Traveler's use of guns is an efficient way to dispose of Dottore, and Pantalone... Oh, they're already dead? Good. The Shades are next."
As Columbina concluded her commentary, she picked up a bag of Prototype Railguns and gracefully tiptoed away.
With Aether's authority over the seven elements fully restored, Archon knows how long the Shades will last. Perhaps Asmoday's asmodays are numbered.
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