The Wasp Alloy

Bulgaria Is an Embarrassment

by Sufian M′Barki

Here, I used an LLM to translate this. Original here.

"Oh, but the United States came to Bulgaria for our oil! Blah-blah whine-whine!"

For oil!?

Shameful and disgraceful!!! You take the fattest shit out of your mouths and think gourmet dishes are coming out!? Israel is everything Bulgaria ever wanted to be, and more!

A negligible society, it isn't worth the European Union and the States wasting a single cent on us! Let's just allow the Islamist regime in Iran to send two or three atomic bombs our way right now and wipe this ungrateful, pathetic people off the face of the Earth!

Have you ever actually sat down on your filthy, shitty asses to read even one history lesson!? One philosophy lesson!? Or do you just sit behind monitors at campus, acting like you're hot shit with those worthless scraps of paper you call "diplomas," and then stand there crying that the States came here for the oil!

Oil!!! What oil is there in Bulgaria, you empty-headed fools!? Brainless animals! Do we even have oil here, or was all the oil taken by your beloved, now-defunct Soviet Union!?

I don't like Ivan Vazov, but the man was right about this society! Why the hell did all our revolutionaries die, if the liberated nation afterwards remembers neither its history, nor is acquainted with the world around it, nor possesses a single shred of morality in its empty hearts and heads!?!?!?

IDIOCY AND IGNORANCE!

Sufian M'Barki

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